accidentally swapped phones with someone at a party and don’t realize until their mom calls in the morning and you spend like three hours talking to this hilarious woman about life and when you go to her house to return her kid’s phone wow the kid is the really good kisser from the party last night au
Do NOT shame people for choosing not to go to school.
Do NOT insult people for dropping out.
Do NOT teach your children that dropping out means you are a failure.
You never know what’s going on in that person’s life.
Just DON’T DO IT.
The September to December season of video games
Trying to sleep while drunk
i feel like watching anime but also i don’t, also i feel like playing a video game but also i don’t, also i feel like drawing but also i don’t
I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot
hakogaku at weddings:
- arakita crying loudly. and then screaming nO i’M NOT CRYIng fUck yOU it’s just REALLY HOT IN HERE and going back to pretending like his face isnt red and blotchy from the tears
- shinkai standing dignified to the side, smiling and looking every bit like a proud dad/big brother
- izumida openly weeping from joy, he’d also be the kind to wish the couple happiness every chance he gets (“andy and frank are so happy for you”)
- fukutomi standing still throughout the wedding. so still in fact you could almost miss the tears streaming silently down his face
- ashikiba tries to play the piano at the reception only to find that he doesn’t fit in the seat
- manami is nowhere to be found
- kuroda’s just /there/, awkwardly patting izumida on the back and trying to ignore the sounds of his favorite senpai blowing his nose noisily
- where’s toudou you ask??? toudou is at the altar. toudou’s the best man and maid of honor. it’s toudou’s wedding and he’s getting married to himself
If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
"What's the purpose of your visit?"
Haru and English part 1
somebody will have to stain their hands with blood